We don't cover too much sports betting because all sports betting writing is bullshit. No one but the actual do-this-for-a-living bettors knows what the fuck they're talking about, and there is less than no chance that those guys are going to write some blog posts about how they make their money.

This would be better than what they were doing, for different reasons than why the basketball team is bad. Pro sports teams are essentially a public utility. They (supposedly) provide civic entertainment and peripheral other shit in exchange for preferred access to public funds and other shit. In treating the…

Such progress! So proud that they built a women's academy to advance the rights of women.

Roger Goodell would like to take this opportunity to remind Bills fans that it rarely snows in London.

Very well, lobster stuffed with tacos.

Worthless without pics of the wife and cheerleader side-by-side.

It was less fun for Kyle Orton's kids. I still can't figure out how he managed to miss the snow.

The Big 12 media laughed nervously, as they heard that exact same line from Larry Eustachy many, many times.

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Yeah, and then the photag was totally like, "IDK dude...seriously, WTF? I mean OMG."

I personally liked "Sarah McLachlan can't save these dogs"

I used to drain 40s as a warm-up, too. And did anyone want an autograph? Fuck no. They just put me to bed.

It's about ethics in Lakers blog journalism!

I see very little proof.

Aww, you remembered.

*coughRYANHOWARDcough*

...Superstar.

I freely admit I have zero photoshop skills, but you get the idea: