The Cavaliers are off to sluggish start

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

Don't get me wrong, the shirts themselves are fine. So are the shorts and the boots. But I'm with Kent Sport on this, simply because of what Pornhub did with the socks.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

This is the key to soccer's growth in the United States.

0:32: JESUS CHRI... Oh, that its tail.

You say he's a staple, but I see a man in need of several.

Related: Apple has $160 bn in cash reserves.

You're the shit-stirrer, trying to start a flame war and all.

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

If you can try and find Almanac's Dark Pumpkin Sour. It's out of this world. Just a hint of pumpkin and not too sour.

but you just might win gas for a year!

"I am shocked."

From what I've heard about PED side effects, I'm guessing his penis is pretty goddamn far from being a foot.

...And then I said to the barista, "God, did you hear about journalism?"

The "i know nothing about football" absolutely seals it for me.

This is in that "Dad joke" bubble where it's simultaneously stupid and hilarious.

Good job, good effort!

"Over these past few weeks, my 4 year old granddaughter shared with me this little reminder of a very good lesson we should all take with us, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but Adrian Peterson will beat the ever lovin' shit out of me""

Combine it with Young's Double Chocolate Stout and thank me later.

So, there's no saltwater on this list? Do you like eating fish, Albert?