"I saw a deaf, dumb and blind kid playing pinball this morning. It reminded me of that song by The Who, 'Magic Bus'."

You're talking about this, right?

Can't remember what magazine this came from, but a dish referred to by some folks as "Israeli Eggs," otherwise known as, "chick peas and eggs in tomato sauce." It's a lot more interesting and delicious than that sounds.

Speaking as a southerner...nope, y'all can go right ahead and keep them. We've filled our dumpster-fire quota already with Louisiana.

more like Cold Tuna...amirite?

this has to be the best tweet of the day

When asked about the dunk, Lin's mother responded..."Why he no doctor, yet?"

Sure the sheep ran fast, but he saw those wheels turning, spinning, looming.

+28 million ignition switches

It's about time a GM in Detroit rivaled anything anywhere again...

Where in my post did I sound outraged?

This is what they have to do to entertain us when Magary's out. Desperate times...

I laughed so hard it left a Trail of Tears.

Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen are south Florida's greatest gifts to the world.

I spotted one more grammatical error. It should read, "You're welcome, Miami. Sincerely, LeBron."

Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov, when asked for comment, said "We know nothing about these measures and have no involvement whatsoever with our neighbors to the west! Oh, anti-tanking measures- yeah, we're cool with those."

In one final tribute to late Mariners owner Hiroshi Yamauchi, Zduriencik placed the trade in, took it out, placed it in again, took it out, blew on it, and placed in again.

But it's pronounced 'throat warbler mangrove.'

Actually, the numerator and denominator are in the right place, I just added an extra zero to the $98,000,000 figure so it read $980M/$150M when it should have read $98M/$150, which does equal 65%