Need help? I literally just ended my reign as an annoying teenager snapping away my life in ten second bits yesterday, so I claim to be an expert on Snapchat.

It’s pretty hardcore, bro. Experts say it’s “grounded to the ground” and teens claim it to be “lit.”

Specifically about first cars (because I don’t own a Miata, but a I still drive my first car) - if you’re in highschool/going to be spending a lot of time hanging out with friends (especially those without a license) get a car with backseats. Come prom time, or wanting to get food with friends, or a weekend getaway, a…

Ballaban himself would like you to know that the answer is not “Miata.”

Hon-do me in the backseat.

What is going on with that phrase, bro?

And still probably soon their S13s on the weekends.

I believe Clarkson said something to this extent, back in the day.

Febreze, 679, and My Way are all solid follow ups to this.

I’m (likely) interning in DC next summer, so if you need some almost free college-aged-kid marketing and PR let’s talk.

I’ve got you, friend.

Conjecture from having just having bought a car with a weird infotainment screen:

His name is Dylann Roof. Here be he.

Miata perfection aside, this is one of the best review I’ve read of the Miata in the short seven or eight hours since the embargo went the way of the PRHT. You establish why you cannot eliminate bias like the Miata eliminated weight, yet utilize this to set you up for why you are the best authority on reviewing the…

Pictures?

Inoue at his prime fwiw:

But of the few hours you've spent with it, what percentage of that time was used mending it?

Joke so dark it gets beaten up by cops.

Yo dog, I heard you like vents...

Your move, Torch.