Jalopnik LeMans Trip! Let's do it.

I'm flying in, 502.3 miles. We have a competition.

Raleigh Jalop! This makes my day. Thanks boys.

Y'all we got a Texan here!

Stop in Raleigh, NC to meet both the highly egotistical me and get either some fantastic chicken and waffles, the best burger you'll likely way or some good ole fashioned southern barbecue.

They give it to the next pope and move on?

Gawkhana 1: New York. Begin at the secret Jalopnik Proving Ground, jump over the Brooklyn Bridge, Donuts around the Bowling Green Bull (...) finish by crashing into the police box in Times Square.

Times Square.

I just noticed those tail pipes, classic E-Type..

First off, I like the glasses and the massive love of all things VW. This is because I too wear similar glasses and we need more "four-eyed" people in the world, and my family tradition dictates I must drive a VW (Dad had a 60's Beetle, in the 60's; brother had a Bora; I hope to acquire a MKVII GTI in three years come…

Bojangles. Everyone knows you go to Bojangles.

This is shockingly old. I actually came to comment that Top Gear had the Al Ain Class Motors One-77, but noted y'all had included that. So instead, I simply nod my head to you.

It's not necessarily a great car. It's more of a statement, one that says you don't need a six liter V12 fire-breather to make a good car, you need a bunch of geeks and boffiins in a hermetically-sealed chamber.

I came here to say this but @edvinas and you both beat me to it.

Its a factory paint scheme, "Pur Sang" I believe. You can go the Bugatti website and check it out!

You are correct. This post is pretty much an advertisement.

But Hawkeye, as opposed to Bugeye.

What's a sixteen year old guy to do now-a-days if he can't drive and without being a gamer easily beats videogames?

Really? Y'all had to throw "hardcocks" into that Lamborghini post? Nonetheless, I am taking my precious, "while at school" hits elsewhere.

Best looking Durango ever! Do you have any more pictures?