That way is SIGNIFICANTLY more badass.

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Leave it to a Christian school to start off with a big return

You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

It's not that impressive. Dear and respected Kim Jong Un collected 39 home runs in his first ever match of baseball, defeating an imperious team of American players who did not even have the basic appearance of human beings.

Juicebox Samm

It's great that she's still focused on her career even after getting married. The last thing we as a society need is more domestic Violets.

This isn't really a surprise. I've been a Celtics season ticket holder for 20 years, and according to the guys in my section every NBA referee is gay.

Are we sure this isn't Instagram user "hotcocktranny"?

That's Wild Thornberries, not Rugrats.

Just like the last few times we played Ghana in the WC, am I right?!

Tim Tebow was not mentioned on either broadcast.

Now that nerds can get married and have kids (thanks a lot, e-harmony) perhaps you will see xXx~McKayla~xXx 360noscope.

"fired up the old google machine"

@stephenasmith

every cowboys fan knows we're going 8-8, with a soul crushing defeat in week 17.

I was going to say that Pineda was metaphorically caught with his hand in the cookie jar, but that actually just happened to CC Sabathia in the clubhouse.

You know, my friends and I have talked more and more about how great a college football system with promotion/relegation would be. There are 30-40 "top" teams, maybe even less. Put these teams in the upper division - something similar in size to what the NFL is now. Then, take the next tier of teams from both FBS/FCS…

Is your name Steve Bartman? -> Yes. -> You don't deserve that ball.