Nah, it's the "If You Can Find St. Cloud On A Map, You Win" Bowl.

It's just publicity for A Gronking To Remember II

Who the fuck voted "meetings"?

I have Iowa State in my Final Four. Is this bad?

I (maybe 5'4" at the time?) had a friend at around 6' who was much taller than all of my friends. He would occasionally dunk on us but most of us were smart enough to not post him up. One time I got convinced to stand under the rim and let my friends record him dunking over me. It was beautifully awkward. I have no…

A friend of mine (we're talking college juniors, for context) recently passed away. The amount of shit I had to sort through for Valentine's Day of all days was unbearable. I mean, Valentine's Day? (I should mention that her boyfriend was super fucking gross about it. I'm glad we aren't Facebook friends because I…

Is no one going to cast Joe Namath? I feel like he has to play a huge part in this movie. Just go find the last white guy to play a pimp in a prostitution-ring movie.

No one will ever know.

See, I'd much rather a girl say yes to a proposal and then take it back just to save the public embarrassment. Sporting events are the exception. I mean I'd never do it because of how insanely stupid it is (I suppose there are a few exceptions, but they're few and far between), but if you propose at a sporting event…

I've seen more competitive games in middle school gym class.

What if he gets sacked on 3rd?

In fairness, does Gawker Media even have an annual revenue of $4.5 million?

This looks like it was filed by a third grader.

Happened with my grandmother as well, except in a pond. The pond was recently drained and my mom hoped to find it, but sadly to no avail.

Why do they do this bullshit with football in baseball stadiums? We have, like, hundreds of football stadiums to play football in.

The fuck is all this shit?

That felt short to me. Let's try again.

Unbelievably stupid solution to #1:

Alternative solution to #2:

Naturally, hysterically conservative FOX intentionally keeps a disgraced Republican off of TV. Anyway, making an early nomination for Chris Christie into the HOF Class of '15