and this thread is over as quickly as it started.

51. getting hit by a car

You missed a golden opportunity with Andrew Luck by not using "Get Lucky"

Ironically, it seems like there's a correlation between happy states and red states.

New method of execution: Put their head in this. Much more entertaining than the injection.

Come on, that's an exaggeration. They'd only do one 30-for-30 film.

May I suggest this alternate title:

And then you'd have the presidents whining about how much class their "student-athletes" are missing... The Super League is a brilliant idea and would rake in an inhumane amount of cash but they'd never actually do it because they're pretending they still have integrity.

You'd wind up playing the teams in your conference from that particular division. For instance, there'd probably be 9 or so SEC teams in the top 30-40 so they'd play each other regularly. A lot of the team scheduling would have to be done geographically, I'd think.

Screw conference re-alignment. Teams could stay in their current conference but they wouldn't necessarily have to play every team (or almost every team in the case of bigger conferences). Think of it like NASCAR teams.

+1

Really?

That IS unfortunate. I had the under at 2.5

Craig James' Senate fail deserves some sort of award

Three months later and I still nearly pissed myself.

#FireBylsma

Why wouldn't these people move to the plethora of seats on the lower levels?

Joe Buck won Best Play-by-Play Commentary. Of course these awards are a joke.

Those ambulances seriously want that freakin' banana.

Philadelphia: Eagles fans boo the retirement of Donovan McNabb. In with boos, out with boos. (Yes I know where Philadelphia is. The NY annotation was blocking it.)