Red Sox 3, Rays 2: Sox win on Patriot Day courtesy of Mike Napoli's walk-off double. With the 11:05 AM start, fans were able to get home before the bombings.

Mets/Rockies game postponed due to snow. Don't know what's worse: all those unused 42 jerseys or the fact that a game in mid-April got postponed due to snow.

Padres 6, Dodgers 3: Padres spoil LA's Jackie Robinson tribute. Also, neither team got into a fight, so I suppose that's an accomplishment.

Cardinals 10, Pirates 6: Cardinals plate 7 in the 2nd. Can't blame James McDonald, though: in his 1 2/3 IP, he gave up 8 runs but only 3 were earned.

This sounds nothing like I Am The Doctor.

The Pirates sweep the Reds off of a 10-6 victory courtesy of Michael McKenry's 2 home runs. In other news, the sun rose in the West this morning.

Penguins 6, Lightning 3: Jussi "The Joker" Jokinen scores 2, Tanner Glass gets his first goal as a Penguin (and first PP goal of his career), and new Pens Iginla, Morrow, and Murray all chip in with points.

I was actually thinking about going tomorrow...

Look at all the empty seats! How the hell did this fill 30,000?

Cubs 6, Brewers 3: Carlos Marmol got the win. Aliens!

Yankees 14, Indians 1: Yankees launch five home runs from Ichiro Suzuki, Lyle Overbay, Kevin Youkilis, Robinson Cano, and Brennan Bosch, four of whom weren't on the Yankees last year.

A's 9, Angels 5: Angels fans were none too pleased with Josh Hamilton's performance, as he went 0 for 5 including a strikeout with the bases loaded.

Atlanta: A day after the National Championship game, a volunteer crew assembled to clean up Rick Pitino's soiled pants.

The state of Kentucky gets their second straight championship from their second straight #1 overall seed. All bets are now on Murray State!

Pirates 5, Diamondbacks 3: Wait, you're telling me that the Pirates actually won... and got a solid 6 2/3 from the bullpen?

Corpus Christi: Approximate location of the bottom of the strike zone at last night's Rangers/Rays game.

The Dodgers expectedly sweep the Pirates. In other news, the Pirates are four games under .500 and only six games into the season. Could the annual fire sale start early this year?

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How is Nutting on the "fair" side? He's the most profitable owner in the majors yet constantly spends the least money on players. He's throttling our team for monetary gain.

Poconos Mountains: Approximate location of Jrue Holliday's shots in a godawful 2/24 shooting performance in a loss to the Bobcats. Yes, the Bobcats.