I give the MLS three years.

We said that about Pete Carroll the first time, too.

Why the fuck would you get wasted when you're probably paying $300+ for a ticket

Four now.

Going to disagree with you on the durian fruit. You at least have a handle on a pineapple.

The product placement made me feel like I had used all new Tylenol PM not as directed.

Bear in mind this is the same school that touted themselves last year as the "University of Sexual Ballers"

I went to a Steelers/Browns game in 2010 and some guy was selling "Fuck Cleveland" shirts.