a steering wheel for ants?!

Only thing I can guess is this car had very light steering, that might help mitigate that.  But yeah, that looks stupid AF.

What?

How do you get new vehicle every 6 years or so without credit history?

3-4 christmas tree air fresheners hanging from the rearview mirror is always a good sign.

No mention of charging. As much as Jalopnik hates on Tesla, the Model Y is still THE electric crossover. I am biased, as I have one (no, I’m not an Elon stan, he’s a dick). But the supercharger network alone is enough to make me suggest it.

His car is also 12 years old. I’m guessing he’s also just in the market. (Though he’s waited this long, he should wait a bit longer)

Do people like this really exist? “I’ve been paying high gas prices for a month. Time to buy a BRAND NEW CAR”

I’m concerned about the low fuel economy of my car, I’d like to spend $60,000 to save money.

Postmates set up their app so the person can’t tip until after the delivery is complete. I wouldn’t be surprised if not tipping happened more than tipping cash, but I prefer to tip cash so the algorithms can’t use my tip as way to pay drivers less (because they have done that). There’s a comment section you could menti…

Short term - Just tip the fucking driver when you order. You’re already supporting the company. Support the person bringing you your food.

The version I’ve heard is:
30 is hot,
20 is pleasing,
10 is not (or 10 is cold, if you prefer),
0 is freezing

For Celsius, I use a poem:

Lean into this weirdness. It’s Jalop to the core.

i’m here to bring the weird

This feels like old Jalopnik and I am here for it...

c’s get degrees

sometimes it’s okay to have a little fun with you’re job

You’ll be hearing from my attorneys