Y’all, I think Emma Stone is going to win everything but I saw Jackie today and wow, was Natalie Portman amazing.

Tina Fey is my patronus. That is all.

i mean they’re consenting adults so maybe let’s not judge their wonderful and happy relationship just because there’s an age gap.

I don’t like how she constantly posts photos of her dead boyfriend to get attention. Let him rest in peace, Lea, stop weekend-at-Bernie-ing Cory for your career.

HE CALLED HER TYPE A!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! SHE DOES not NEED TO PUT UP WITH THAT!


Sorry, got carried away with the caps lock because I was as confused as LVP.

THERE. IN CHRISTMAS PAJAMAS. My life was complete.

I mean, addiction is deadly. I’m glad that someone on Bravo has finally said it. However, someone else’s sobriety is none of your business and no one likes being around a preachy teetotaler. And I say that as a teetotaler. Also, some people still take doctor prescribed medication while maintaining sobriety. Some…

Kellyanne too. I hear she likes to smack ‘em around.

I know a Nigerian prince who can make them all millionaires. I will pass these along to him.

How about they just quit bringing Kim back?

From what I understand, using “New Grndr Request” in the subject line works for Jared’s attention.

Basil instead of cilantro? You monster!

#BASILGATE

So we should start e-mailing them right?

Well, the problem isn’t fat PEOPLE, it’s fat WOMEN. Men can be fat because they’re allowed to have brains and make money. Women are for looking good, so it we’re fat we are completely irrelevant.

I wonder how many signs you would have to make to equal the cost of an IUD.

Does it matter?

...“the more repellent side of feminism: the vile, crude, man-hating, violent, nasty side”...

No seriously, she and John are the most entertaining celeb couple:

Plenty of Canadians have connections with the US. They may not be citizens but they may have personal reasons for going. The rest of support our sisters and worry about the future of our biggest trading partner and geographic neighbour for a multitude of reasons. Plus the spread of xenophobia and the like does not…