National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Up the ass. No lube. No spit. No foreplay. Rough. Very very rough.

UK: Wait is this definitely beer?

“It seems unlikely that Boyden will respond further to the questions being asked by many in the Indigenous community.”

To be fair, isn’t the whole awards thing itself somewhat self-indulgent?

Aaaaah, she recently went through two tragedies - the Paris robbery and Kanye’s breakdown and hospitalization. And she just returned to posting obnoxious social media selfies the same week that a promo for her show, in which she exploits those tragedies, airs? WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.

They hope for. Conspiracies at least double the productive life of these news events.

Mar-a-Lago will become the new capital.

Those salads always look so good

I guess Kim’s emotion chip got an update and she’s testing it out?

But cheap and fake is her brand.

This can’t be actual footage from the show, there’s no clips of them eating takeout salad

Alternatively, it takes a special kind of cynicism to milk personal trauma for fame, attention, and ratings.

This is Us: I like it just fine. It does not make me cry. In fact, I almost avoided it completely because of all of the threats of bringing me to tears.

YESSSSSSS.

I’m with Oprah. Gayle, that is a fucking terrible necklace.

I am surprised but delighted to learn that Oprah is the savage af one in their bff relationship.

The phrase “poverty of virtue” might as well have been coined with the Kardashians in mind.