Dat pageant hair though.

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

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I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

her mom has blocked her from a lot of her dad’s money because she’s terrible at managing any kind of funds married a gold digger.

I’m assuming Harper Lee didn’t live a lavish, shopping and cocaine-filled lifestyle the way Lilo does.

Too true - but it is a bit too much to expect anyone to completely change. And she had children (with and without him) before they married. It just seems ridiculous to find it THE problem now.

Having a stranger buy you a car for your birthday is so much more believable than having Tyga buy you one.

Tik Tok does still bang tho. She’s got us there!!!

I’ve only seen tweets from Tamra and Kelly, and every time I’ve looked, they’ve used the wrong “your.”

A big problem with all of this is: the allegation is true.

I would LOVE it if Bravo did not bring back Vicki for at least one season. She needs to be humbled and called out for her behavior.

Briana finally has been diagnosed with lupus. She also had thyroid issues. She’s been through the wringer.

How about, “Are you KIDDING me?!” I swear she averaged about 20 of those an episode this season.

I always liked Meghan, but I tend to like her “type” in the RH franchises - Lizzie before her, Kristin in NY. I know they’re boring but at least they’re a break from the toxicity of the regulars. I think everyone but Meghan is awful (Shannon lost me on trying to get Kelly drunk in Ireland; that was evil). Kelly is…

Heather’s quiet, scary “Don’t move” to Vicki was everything. Most of the time I think Heather’s a pretentious asshole, but she does have her moments.

Since the end of the season I managed to read all 8 books of outlander twice!!!
With that said I am very much looking forward to season three- The third book is one of, if not my favorite book of the series. I love seeing them back together after 20 years, I love young Ian, I LOVE JOHN GREY, and love how crazy their…

“I’m like Jesus, I’m being nailed to the cross.”

My wife and I have to finish our wine anytime Shannon declares “How DARE you”.

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