This can’t be the first time these words have been said.

Tomato soup with a side of grilled cheese sandwich

Ways to get a Vegemite infection.

It is hard but beat Pringle’s BJ in the main shot

But this is a great 1-2 here

To be fair, both Big Sean and Naya Rivera seem happy to milk their break up.

Nah, she wasn’t.

Omg your username

Good. She works her ass off and deserves it. Not even crazy about the album, but she is absolutely fabulous 💅🏼.

At least this gives me an idea for next year’s costume - Sexy Instagram Apology For Offensive Costume.

Can never go wrong with a slutty gourd.

Handy for everyone that he’s announced to the world he’s unfuckable.

Kylie looks great as Christina, she’s used to looking like somebody else.

or all three?

If Shep were a hustling Real Housewife instead of layabout Southern aristocrat he would be on QVC, building a lifestyle brand around his theory “Grudges are for losers”, including books, a dance track, a diet plan and wine glasses.

Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

OMG I FUCKING LOVE COOK

American?

100% here for this.