Ben Affleck is always getting crapped on in the media, but he’s a fantastic actor. And director. And writer.

Professional PERFORMATIVE male feminist.

he’s professionally thirsty af

Melania can wear the FUCK out of a suit though.

They are saving it for series two, I’m guessing.

Joanne the Scammer taught her:

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

“The Room” was an awful movie by Tommy Wiseau, “Room” was an amazing movie based on a Donoghue novel.

Extra pussy grabbing gloves?

Whatever. I haven’t eaten since breakfast and it’s almost 1 p.m. Where’s the book about me?

I adore Mr. Sebag-Montefiore’s genteel snark. This is the tailoring equivalent of “bless your heart”.

I think it’s a combination of:

<3 <3 <3 Kelly not being verified on Twitter.

Congrats on Kelly for taking the “hate-watch” Housewife award from Vicki. Why is she abhorrent? What is literally wrong with her? Like the foundation for all her horrible actions. Also, loud cackle for her using the “I’m not racist; I’m a race too” excuse. 

We really need to talk about how LIVID Heather was at being kicked out of the department store. I thought her eyes were going to pop right out of her head. Her disbelief at having experienced such a travesty was by far the highlight of the episode for me.

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

I always believed that I could create that interest, I could create the excitement with someone who isn’t well known