I would like to file a motion, that from now on acts of emtpy, performarive feminism be known as Mcgorring.

Iced Tea is your friend who hates drama but they are the drama. Today, however, he’s not wrong.

Those are definitely temporary tattoos.

Barack and Michelle are so damn cute I’m going to cry.

Did she “deserve” it? Of course not. Am I surprised it happened? Not so much. Her extremely public life makes her a target. Not an ethical judgement, just a bit of reality.

#JeSuisKimK

Well agreed. However there is something a little fishy about the whole story including Kim releasing herself from her constraints, the apparent lack of personnel around her, the concierge etc etc..... it would be lovely if her jewellery was actually fake - Elizabeth Taylor apparently did this a lot. Left the jewels…

#alljewelsmatter

I hope Kim’s security team enjoy the fruits of their deception before they get caught

don’t you know!? If those 6 year olds had been armed, they could have protected themselves.

my worst Miss U.

ahem, I believe you mean “even more attractive with chest hair.”

I find Jake Gyllenhaal so attractive, even with chest hair.

Just like Jennifer Aniston?

Then isn’t that the best acting of all?

How hard will Brad fight? Will he perhaps make a secret club to fight?

Go with your petty side. #teampetty

I am torn between my decent human side feeling bad for their kids for the absolute tabloid shitshow of a trainwreck that’s about to happen, and my petty side clapping in glee for it.

Gossip Christmas, twice in a year y’all