it says in the first line “nice restaurant”

Maybe he was trying to spare you from talking about money in front of your friends, but I’m of the mind that customers should always know what they’re being charged.

I can’t imagine hazelnuts going well with scallops...

Besides, giving something to someone and expecting something in return is not charity.

If you really got food poisoning 4 times, I’d say there was either bad food safety practices at the store you ate at, or there was something wrong with your immune system.

Who the hell puts aubergines (eggplants) on a burger??

Food coloring that turns your shit green sometimes.

Scientists working on the study report that eating the burger before bed made it 3.5 times likely that you’d have a bad dream that night, according to tumultuous brainwave graphs.

You are 99.9999999999999% correct. But that .000000000000001 person is happy as fuck they didn’t listen to you.

I rather have 1 chance in 500 million than 0.

But someone does eventually always win.

Anyone playing a guitar with a mahogany body, rosewood fingerboard and abalone inlays shouldn’t talk too much about protecting the environment and avoiding exploitation...

I have plenty of stuff in my house that’s older than 25 years. No need to open a time capsule to find, say, a Nehru jacket and plaid slacks - just dig to the back of my closet.
Cassettes? Some of us still have recorders predating that:

Eight minutes is two and a half minutes more than average, according to studies.

Light amber maple syrup isn’t much better. Go full grade B or don’t bother, if you don’t like the maple taste.

Whatever happened to proper English? The headline should read “People are still weird about the flu shot.”

Charon doesn’t orbit Pluto, for example, but in fact both objects orbit some point located between them

REAL barefoot runners have calluses on their feet, and they wouldn’t notice some measly acorns.

The correct move would be to put shoes on

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