If you really got food poisoning 4 times, I’d say there was either bad food safety practices at the store you ate at, or there was something wrong with your immune system.

Who the hell puts aubergines (eggplants) on a burger??

Food coloring that turns your shit green sometimes.

Scientists working on the study report that eating the burger before bed made it 3.5 times likely that you’d have a bad dream that night, according to tumultuous brainwave graphs.

You are 99.9999999999999% correct. But that .000000000000001 person is happy as fuck they didn’t listen to you.

I rather have 1 chance in 500 million than 0.

But someone does eventually always win.

Eight minutes is two and a half minutes more than average, according to studies.

Light amber maple syrup isn’t much better. Go full grade B or don’t bother, if you don’t like the maple taste.

The full sentence is:

Place a huge tax on having children, comparable to the extra energy expenditure the child is predicted to cause through its lifetime.
Ultimately, an ever growing population that consume more and more energy per capita is always going to be unsustainable, no matter what energy sources are used.

Almost all of us are sociopaths and short-thinking egotists when we actually have to make decisions that affect ourselves, and not just “them”.

I’d actually be curious to know when the slurry technique was popularized, because I’d be surprised if it was a pre-70's thing. Dirtying another dish just to make gravy making easier seems like a post-dishwasher habit.

see? white people food is disgusting and ugly.

And end to racism in general, and overt, emboldened post-Trump racism in particular. :-)

She brought it to the manager’s attention and the racist employee was terminated.

Which is part of the reason for a dress code. As stated by the letter-writer, she is following the dress code. If the way she dresses is of concern, then they should change the dress code.

simply making an assumption (“I’m sure customers might also find it too revealing”). The only one we know for sure has any issue with her appearance is the letter writer himself.

He is in/from Poland.

Had I the means, you’d see potatoes a) made on a grill, and b) cooked in a campfire, but alas, it was not to be.