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The loser's shirts aren't destroyed. They're shipped to developing countries and given to people who couldn't give less of a shit that, say, the Buffalo Bills didn't actually win on any of their four Super Bowl trips.

It always grated that he acted like he could barely get his joke out around his own choking laughter at it. Once i noticed that it was a reliable tic of his, I couldn't focus on anything he was actually saying.

Yes! I never swung so wildly from "eh, this guest sucks" to "this is genius performance art" than during his first appearance on the show.

Kinane had one of my favorite laughs of the series, during a bit where Hardwick showed a picture of a chimpanzee in recline (a la Burt Reynolds' famously hirsute nude photo from the seventies), and Kinane's quote from the chimp was a flirty "…hey. I'm the monkey that started AIDS."

No snark whatsoever when I say I am really bummed that this show is going away.

Christ. I found both of those clips primally disturbing.

Christ. What an awful, depressing affair that was.

You thought Gilfoyle seemed badass at some point?

Same. I have a very innocent crush on her. My generally horrific and filthy imagination cannot let me envision anything more than desperately wanting to hug her.

This comment took me by such great surprise. Glad I wasn't attempting to take a drink when I saw it. Thanks for the laugh.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

Fried gold.

This is insane. I have no words.

(cough cough) American Hustle (cough)

Yep. She did everything you'd want from her in the film.

Ye gods, this is brilliant.

"Negga, please!"
~a dipshit

If they didn't in early November, I can't imagine they would now.

Okay, I admit I was touched by Ben Affleck just barely keeping a lid on his emotions during that quick cutaway to him.

Pssh. You want to see a bold prediction? Here you go: The Exorcism of Emily Rose wins Best Picture.