Where Trump differs from most people, is that he’s gone out of his way to surround himself with sniveling ass kissers. There’s an entire culture in every organization he’s a part of, where saying anything unflattering, or even sometimes saying anything that isn’t flattering (ie- even neutral remarks that don’t glorify…

Surrounding yourself with sycophants like Stephen Miller, who said with a straight face last night that Trump is the greatest orator in the history of the Presidency, doesn’t help. Guy comes across as a carnival barker on teleprompter. Off teleprompter he’s just an incoherent moron.

I have a feeling that all of his life, Trump has convinced himself that everybody loves him, and now he’s finding out that as President, most people do not, and he’s finding that incredibly bothersome.

I work with someone universally despised in our office. She is incompetent and abrasive. All of the negative feedback she receives is classified, in her mind, as part of some large conspiracy against her. She honestly doesn’t know what she has done to deserve reprimands and the ire of her colleagues. How do I know…

He’s a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. People with this disorder have an incredibly fragile ego and require constant reassurances of their greatness. And *only* greatness will do. NPD people have poor impulse control, are unable to tell flattery from truth, and fly into rages (sometimes very…

Will the similarities to Nixon never cease? Let’s go through the looking glass: Nixon’s middle name was Milhouse, and this is Milhouse channeling Trump:

the Iron Bank guy would not commit their support of Cersei’s war until their repayment made it to the Iron Bank, which as we know from the epic end scene, it did NOT.

Sounds like me. Unless she’s groping me, I am clueless.

If the Institute creates synth gorillas, I’m joining the Brotherhood of Steel. Ad victoriam.

They can make the tigers out of the same thing as those bullets that somehow don’t hurt real people.

They just hose em down in a cubicle!

I want a ridable JP velociraptor. Not the crappy real ones, the ones from the movie.

Or your own sex robot without the high-end proprietary programming! Nobody wants a personality in a sex toy.

I would love that! I mean, as long as it doesn’t actually end up the way Westworld does...

Yup, the market for animals must be immense!

I’m a photographer, and deal with this occasionally. I’ve had some clients say, “Well, since we payed for the photos we own them, so can do anything we want with them” (such as selling them to third parties) - when my contract clearly states, multiple times, that I retain ownership of all of my photos and clients…

Yes. I have had a preposterous amount of tenants tell me that they didn’t think we would enforce their lease terms and that I personally am an asshole for doing so. I have received an actual death threat for sending a late rent letter to someone on the 20th of the month, when rent is due on the 1st. I’ve lost any…

RESULT: You’re Ned Stark! You are noble and honest - at times, to the point of your own detriment.

It’s like that “36 questions on a date” thing the New York Times ran, except for actual death, not trying to get someone to share in “the little death”.

I do this and it’s amazing how when you save a little bit in a bunch of places, the grand total balloons.