Lol, “Girl Alert” might be Pixar’s single greatest joke ever

1987

Psh, yeah cuz a usurper tried to replace president Solo while he was in a coma.

Plus, WHD has the POTUS-mobile shedding the White House lawn.

If we’re not talking about Air Force One, we’re not talking about presidents under siege. 

I'm not about to defend White House Down as an unquestionable classic, but I remember it being a perfectly fun, competent movie.

I watched White House Down Official Trailer #1 and White House Down Official Trailer #2 and Jamie Foxx is all over them. I remember the television commercials and he was in them even more, apparently because the selling point became “Obama with an Automatic Weapon!”

Also, this is a ranking of the Candidates’ policy plans, not the candidates.

You’re referring to the summary of the plans and not just the plans.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

^This, but unironically.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

As a Michigander I’m so ashamed I forgot Seger. He’s top 20.

Still better than anything Chick-fil-A

I thought the fries seemed dry.

Sir, that was a bank.

Not really, but it sure tells me a lot about what kind of a reader you are.

Well, I would have voted for Obama for a third term and tried to, but the cashier at the Burger King wouldn’t accept my ballot and also I am quite mad!

Yeah, but in that context, it’s weird.