Themiscyra’s CW TV debut is the most irrationally excited I’ve been to see a random shot of a coastline in a while on a tv show.

I am not as big of a fan as I used to be, but I think their run from Boy to All That You Can’t Leave Behind is a really strong run of albums. Pop was bad, Rattle and Hum uneven, but I really like everything else from that period. The Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby are nearly flawless albums to me.

Um...

No love for Flogging Molly?

There is going to be so much nazi punching tonight and I can’t wait.

You’re more fun at parties than me. AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!

The irony is that the kids in Stranger Things would only understand Sesame Street as programming dedicated to educating children regardless of their socioeconomic background, not a skit factory exclusively for the amusement of aging dumb hipsters inexplicably possessed of enough disposable income that they still pay…

But I like my NAZI’s persecuted, persecuted and punched.

Where the hell are any of the number of Packers owners who have been profiled on the Daily Caller?

First thought:

After which, the female dolphins are like, “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

Most of them are in Red States to. Double BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (takes a drink of water) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Could this end high level college athletics? Could this lead to an NFL “D-League”? Could the NBA G-League actually become entertaining?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

“Like some kinda suicide sq—”

I an intrigued by your volcano policy and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

“Some sort of Legion... of Doom.” Then Black Manta pops up and says “I’ve got a giant base that looks like my head.”