Hey Look! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!

I. Must. Kill. The Queen

Fuck me, you’re right

I’m going back to therapy after this thread.

It is if you’ve ever been there.

Needs more Rorschach:

Of course he has Betty White in there.

Don’t forget Bortilda.

Popular baby names for 2018: Bortles, Bort, Bortlesby, Bortella, Borbert, and Dave. 

Obviously you’re not a Shiano Man! A Schiano man fights through MRSA and a toxic locker room.

This is what your Scientist Character says right before you cut to a montage of people buying a new miracle diet drug. And then you cut to the zombie hordes.

Good thing we don’t pay the athletes. Otherwise the process could be corrupted...

Is it bad that my first though was, “She’s one floppy hat away from being an old timey fishing boat captain”?

FTFY

Mr. Wu had the Redskins D in his fantasy league and would’ve won if they’d converted the return. He was overheard to say, “Swearinger, cocksucker!”

Reporter: Can you tell us how it feels to both start and finish with yourself?

Parkey: Feels? I guess a little lonely sometimes, but that is a kicker for you. These guys have groupies lined up around the block and can get into the hot clubs for free, but kickers... unless we are in a relationship we’re used to taking…

The players’ reactions are priceless. especially the kid w/o helmet who has to hide his face like someone dropped a fart...

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

I wanna see you sticking your hands up these guys asses and workin’ ‘em like a fuckin’ puppet!