YOU DID IT!

Make her wear the cone of shame.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Well I didn’t vote for him!

Momoa finds a wedding without at least 3 deaths a dull affair.

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

how much do you charge for bar mitzvah videos?

it looks like their home stadium has been taken over been Eagles fans

Well of course he had a successful coaching career- he was cheating the whole fucking time. That whole inability to keep his nose clean is WHY he was successful.

I don’t think so. I hear it’s in such bad shape, they’re thinking of ending it after next season.

No. No one is still watching this show. Not a single person.

B- quarterback with a good OLine > A+ quarterback with shit OLine.

“Drafting Ray Lewis was the turning point in the Ravens history”

“The freshman told investigators that his teammates restrained him with more duct tape during the drive, pulled down his shorts and underwear, then repeatedly tried to insert an object into his rectum.”

I feel sorry for the guy who is holding the cup (not pictured).

I always wished there was a time traveling A-10 movie where the pilot just interferes with historical battles while smoking a cigar and laughing like a maniac.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

You forgot to scream FAKE NEWS and LIBERAL MEDIA. Maybe throw failing in a few times.

Supporting white supremacists = meh