I’m marking +1 in my Little Red Book.

I know right! I was waiting for someone to come flying from off screen with a flying kick. Disappointed the Chinese couldn’t fulfill the stereotypical hopes I had when I saw the headline.

Do you remember when he had the pin sticking out of his pinkie after it got broke? They spent a whole pre-game showing it on TV. I thought it was pretty hardcore when I was 9.

Mao Zedunk

That’s the problem with Chinese basketball brawls: you’re just left craving more 30 minutes later.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

My favorite was:

I remember that one. I assume it is now on a bronze plaque in the WYTS Hall of Fame.

Poetry. The format appears different to the eye, but I swear it reads like a haiku.

What did Finland ever do to you?? Except Fish slapping song!!

Actual gif of that moment.

Excuse me, but Trump has unequivocally denied that he owns a bathrobe:

So how long will it be until it’s only he and the kids, all wandering around an otherwise empty White House in their bathrobes, still trying to figure out how to turn the lights on?

I showed this story to my wife.

I wonder what the hearsay rules have to say about testifying about what a bird said.

Chad Pennington

oh man, deboning, cutting off the gristle, getting the hair out of your teeth. hardly worth the effort.

Cutler is Tannehill! Tannehill is Cutler!

That Trump-esque T is not doing this chair any favors.