Where the hell are any of the number of Packers owners who have been profiled on the Daily Caller?

Most of them are in Red States to. Double BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (takes a drink of water) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Could this end high level college athletics? Could this lead to an NFL “D-League”? Could the NBA G-League actually become entertaining?

I an intrigued by your volcano policy and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Hey Look! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!

I. Must. Kill. The Queen

Fuck me, you’re right

I’m going back to therapy after this thread.

It is if you’ve ever been there.

Don’t forget Bortilda.

Popular baby names for 2018: Bortles, Bort, Bortlesby, Bortella, Borbert, and Dave. 

Obviously you’re not a Shiano Man! A Schiano man fights through MRSA and a toxic locker room.

Good thing we don’t pay the athletes. Otherwise the process could be corrupted...

FTFY

Mr. Wu had the Redskins D in his fantasy league and would’ve won if they’d converted the return. He was overheard to say, “Swearinger, cocksucker!”

Reporter: Can you tell us how it feels to both start and finish with yourself?

Parkey: Feels? I guess a little lonely sometimes, but that is a kicker for you. These guys have groupies lined up around the block and can get into the hot clubs for free, but kickers... unless we are in a relationship we’re used to taking…

The players’ reactions are priceless. especially the kid w/o helmet who has to hide his face like someone dropped a fart...

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

I wanna see you sticking your hands up these guys asses and workin’ ‘em like a fuckin’ puppet!