of course you had to be from Oopscaloosa. Only a Bama fan would get upset about War Eagles.

Okay, I will always respect Drew Brees as a great QB - one I wish the Bucs should have made a bigger effort in getting when they could - and I genuinely believe he’s a hero to NOLA for all he’s been through and done as a sports icon for the place.

three things you need to know about Atlanta:

“UGA fans are, against all odds, the most annoying fans you’ll encounter at an SEC bar.”

the stereotyping for Speedy to American eyes’ seem painful, but to Mexicans he’s the hero character who uses guile, wits, natural talent, and a certain whimsy to defeat Sylvester or Daffy Duck on a regular basis.

students can transfer elsewhere. the Alumni are made up of people who support the school through the worst sins, so EFF them. the professors and staffers who didn’t have anything to do with the coverups are free to go. The rest should get stuck in prison for the rest of their lives because of the damage they’ve done…

As a Bucs fan, I just saw your new jersey number font.

they don’t own any cars with backseats in North Carolina. Just pickup trucks, and they’d rather not make a mess in their shiny pretty cargo bed.

the only good thing that ever happened to the Panthers franchise was having two backup cheerleaders get caught making out in a bathroom in Tampa.

Jesus Christ.

Aggravated assault?! TRY ATTEMPTED MURDER. 

to absolutely anybody who thinks “toxic masculinity” is a myth or feminist over-exaggeration, we offer you THIS SONOFABITCH as Evidence #729,871 in the court case against asshole males.

I heard that the Tom Sawyer of the movie was supposed to be the son of Tom and Becky. I still wasn’t impressed by the character’s inclusion, trying to insert an American presence in what Moore intended to be a more Euro/British character study.

We need to discuss the glorious failures more than the professional successes.

I dunno, Hurt does a better job of playing Ross like a dick much like in the comic books than Elliot who is too noble in the demeanor to be that dickish.

the Norton version was a better-paced action movie reboot, and Norton did a better job of playing Banner than Bana did. But they made a hash of the final third of the movie creating the Abomination for a slugfest in Harlem that got too confusing for viewers, and it was kind of hard picturing thin-faced Norton morphing…

One of the things you miss about the X2 review is how it plays up the “coming out” aspect of the Mutants ‘verse, with the tense and painful moments at Bobby’s house being a well-acted low-key but still important scene.

Dear Kansas City Chefs:

Well you’re also home to my favorite Elmore Leonard movie/book Out of Sight, so you got that going for you.

I cried more than laughed.