“ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER (NOTE: His final email)“

Did I ever list the Lions as one of those teams I don’t root for but completely sympathize with? I should. And they’re a team that looks like they draft well, they try hard in FA, and they still just can’t catch a break on the field either with injuries or player meltdown. And now they’ve hired a coach who should…

F-ck you about dissing my guy LeGarrette Blount. He was great for the Buccaneers. Letting him go was one of the biggest mistakes the team made the last 5-7 years. 

back then the oilmen didn’t know what Jones would be like. Today, they do.

I think if the Cowboys go 0-16 this season we will see Texan oilmen hire assassins to kill Jerry Jones like they shot JFK, and then take over the team while hiding behind an Illuminati GIF.

Now now, Season One of Twin Peaks was pretty good, especially the episode where the heroes discover the hidden cabin in the woods where Laura Palmer was the night she was killed. But...

I have a soft spot for Hooters because 1) I grew up in the Clearwater area where it originated 2) most people who go to Hooters are actually well-behaved compared to some of the local sports bars (I can’t speak for non-Florida places but here in FL a lot of families eat at Hooters).

to be perfectly honest, that could well have been a Cowboys, Racistskins, or Packers fan.

Dear Seattle:

If there’s a Minnesota-style pizza, then GODDAMMIT *I* will invent FLORIDA STYLE PIZZA!

what if this was a CGI recreation of a post-earthquake Los Angeles where Hollywood CA *did* get a coastline?

I am getting the unusual vibe that if I can pull $500,000 together, hire a well-known but available Florida-based actor to show up for a few scenes, and put something together that wouldn’t embarrass my parents, I could make more money off my production than the poor bastards who backed this.

it’s like this Madden team used to round out the even number of AFC West teams, and used for warmup training on the early-level XBox settings so you can figure out the game controllers.

and now you just boosted the ratings.

Only in San Diego. I doubt you can find any in L.A. where two-thirds of the population still wears Kobe jerseys.

The Chargers only moved because Spanos couldn’t extort San Diego into coughing up billions for a sweetheart stadium deal that would never have returned any investment back to San Diego. He didn’t even want to live with a renovated Charger stadium that still could have been a great place to host Super Bowls. It’s a…

So.

it has everything to do with *everyone*. it’s an insult and a stain on a community and on an entire league that’s normalized this sh-t.

I know Florida also folded over for him as well, but at least everybody else blames Wisconsin because that state was supposed to know better. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This isn’t 1992, Dave.