We never re-signed the QBs we drafted, I think we did re-sign a QB we got from FA, didn’t we do that with Brian Griese?

If it was Jay Gruden, you might wanna stick that into a box too.

1) to emphasize how wacky this situation with the Lightning is. Can you imagine ANYTHING involving “ice” lasting that long in FLORIDA???

It wasn’t racism. those older white guys screwed up by trading up and using a Second Rounder on that young Latino kicker, which created fan backlash - myself included, shamefully so - that they WASTED DRAFT PICKS. I honestly wanted Aguayo to succeed, but I hated that waste (especially since we clearly needed to draft…

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and this got posted right at lunchtime too.

I want this sent to arbitration! ARBITRATION!!! Where’s my union rep!!

Harcourt FENTON MUDD???

Burke:

I kinda don’t want to talk about how angry I was about the K Aguayo debacle but I feel guilty my ranting was part of the psychological dogpile that guy had to deal with and screwed up his head. Sorry, man.

I know I sent you a long email rant but I’m a bit hurt you edited out half of what I said about Vita Vea. For starters you left out the “You’re Welcome” part right after I noted we drafted Maui from Moana. It’s a good punchline, you sillies!

this year is gonna be the 5th Anniversary of the Butt-Fumble.

it’s still considered the best draft the Bucs ever had.

Anything between Newark and Amityville that acts, thinks, breathes, and pisses New Yawker attitudes is New Yawker failure. Doom em all.

the sadism of certain humans can be more horrifying than any lion or shark.

factory owners offered that $250 to take the video down? Considering it’s a video that’s gonna cost them millions in lost work. That IS a goddamn cheapskate move, ain’t it.

of all the teams with a history of bad losing, sorry management, and crazy drafts, the one I feel the second-least sympathy for is the Jets (there is another team I hate more). It’s something to do with years and years of watching Jets fans acting so arrogant on Draft Day, on reacting so horribly to losing seasons as…

somewhere in the universe, Thanos grins knowing that leaving the Jets out of the great purge would ensure the Butt-Fumble lives forever.

1995 was probably the one time in Buccaneers history when another team - J-E-T-S!!! - pulled a bigger boner - skipping on Sapp - than the Bucs could, where Tampa Bay profited from that act of stupidity. Granted, the Bucs screwing up on getting BO JACKSON will live in infamy, but this was a time when the Bucs were not…

“And that, dear Drew, is the story of how I almost punched a nun.”