off-topic, when do we need to start sending in emails for the “Why Your Team Sucks” for 2018 NFL season. I need to start writing one for the Bucs this year, and Gods help me it’s gonna be a 250 page novel.

I dunno if you heard Gene Deckerhoff call games for the Bucs but he does a nice team-themed “THERE’S THE DAGGER” whenever the Bucs are about to clinch a win. Which means he’s rarely done it since 2010.

“He leads in most offensive categories including nose hairs.”

For best Catch Phrases in sports broadcasting, you don’t have a single Stuart Scott? I know “Boo-Yah” is kind of cliche, but where the hell is the love for “As cool as the other side of the pillow”? “Call him bus driver ‘cause he was taking them to school”? Those took thought. Those created a level of diss that should…

this is the worst part of any bureaucracy: The Calcification part where a system has been part of the organization for so long that it’s too antiquated to fix, and yet I’m willing to bet it’s too expensive to replace (because the system is too integrated into everything and spread out all over the place).

we need to drop in Kevin Bacon.

anyone else see the mind games here?

That’s a big leap to take.

Drummer Ant survived the Snappening.

I call shenanigans. there’s no way the Butt Fumble is number two.

If the go-cart goes over 30 MPH, the bomb is armed. if it goes below 30 MPH, the bomb explodes. WHAT DO YOU?

You want access to the beer halls in the various nation pavilions don’t you?

If that’s how he’s gonna behave, fine.

that tears it, when elected President my highest priorities with our nation’s space missions will be to 1) reestablish Pluto as a planet and 2) rename Uranus to something that won’t cause guffawing upon utterance, such as Q’onos or Vulcan or Mimbar.

There’s more, after he batted the cooler he punched a Gatorade dispenser over the fence.

Well the Rays have always had a problem batting against water coolers.

in vino veritas. even a Catholic priest should know what that means.

that priest chose... poorly.

“We will reassign this drunken fraud of a priest to another parish where racists won’t mind his hate and fear.” That’s the NIV translation.

That is not a Man of God and that is not a House of God. Where fear and hate rules, there is no God there.