Oh, please. that’s too risky.

I think Mueller can pull off a hat trick, yo.

I’m starting to think that the host team should not get an automatic qualifier, in face shouldn’t play in order to ensure fairness in the matches.

That was the sh-ttiest human wall I’ve ever seen in a soccer game. they were huddled so far over to one side that it’s no surprise the kicker aimed for that corner.

his goal-tending skills were atrocious.

remember that one wacky episode of The West Wing where the U.S. and Canada were about to go to war over some idiot hunters who crossed the border?

At heart both Bruce and Selina are flirterers.

FINISH IT.

Gods.

Last time I went to a place that said FREE BEER there was this frog on the stage that didn’t do anything.

Lemme just tell you from experience: If you’re gonna do something thinking it’s something Mr. Coates does, just email FIRST and make sure it’s a solid thing to do before going and doing it.

of course the German Shepherd would go crazy chasing after baseballs.

The 1970s TV show had a time-skip between World War II (first season) to the present day (70s) and kept Lyle Waggoner on as Steve Trevor, so what they did was make the 70s Steve the son to the WWII Steve.

and half the turnout in the stands. about 2,500 guys just curled up into fetal positions moaning in sympathy...

I blame Deadpool. He made teabagging too glamorous.

Not heard were two high-pitched screams that could only be detected by dogs.

That ammo clip worries me. An entire room can get Nerfed before a Good Guy With a Nerf Gun can get in there. #NerfReformNow

Dear NFL Owners:
The second you agree to be trump’s bitch, you will ALWAYS be trump’s bitch.
(this is sort of a variation of the Danegeld quote)

this movie was terrible.

Gotta say it with 100 percent certainty, this evening’s Around the Horn and Pardon the Interruption are going to be EPIC meltdowns over this.