JR Smith thought this was football and was playing to the overtime.

If LeBron wins this - not the Cavs, because the team is just ballast at this point - first thing he’ll say after grabbing the trophy is “f-ck all y’all” and bolt for the nearest door for Houston or LA.

If the Cavs lose this - because let’s be honest LeBron is doing everything humanly possible to win - he’s still out…

She dyes her hair, creates a fake ID complete with new “family”, gets a doctor’s degree, goes to work for the FBI, and ends up in the basement with this spooky guy investigating aliens and weekly monsters.

...what? We can’t tie this in to the Westphall Universe???

oooooh, damn that’s a shame.

Whoa. No love for Remembrance of the Daleks, where the visual effects for their death rays was an incredible upgrade from previous low-budget efforts, they solved the Staircase Conundrum (!), they introduced the advanced weapons Dalek (a goddamn TANK), and Ace not only takes out a Dalek with a BASEBALL BAT (wait, they…

but then, they might be acting that they were beaten.

Dear Argentinian football players:

Professor Xavier, I don’t feel so good...

here’s a simpler solution:

IT MEANS GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

As a Tampa Bay homeboy, I am feeling slightly ill at how the Bolts have given up so many goals and failing to score their own.

I thought Stark set up redundancies to prevent unauthorized usage.

not exactly funny.

also WOPR

admin

he’s been warned before.

that is some sad second grade sh-t there.

Are there any women at this stoning?

Well if I answered he killed me, how could I be here to report that he had killed me for the good of the universe?

Swear to God. the sons-of-bitches who pushed this crap need to see jail time.