In-game, a pair of forty-something FBI agents, one petite enigmatic female and one tall spooky-looking fellah, show up along the side of the road, scanning for the radio signals...

I don’t want to fuck Damian Dahrk, but if you’re up for it, by all means. But you might want to take more than a minute if you wanna have fun doing it.

Begun, the Turkey Wars have.

You don’t have to be so dang literal.

FINISH

HIM


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Well that’s how the bad guys keep calling him!

I take it you think Duke sucks.

does it have an old man running an abandoned amusement park where meddling kids like to hang out with dumb mutts?

you can’t deflate our balls.

but now we have the worst of both worlds:

I went with “Lamb Bam Thank You Ma’am.”

It got me the second-most retweets on Twitter this year.

trump is a well-practiced bullshitter. once a story gets in his head there’s no shaking it.

every prisoner deserves a weekend at that beach house.

I need to slap the Glazers repeatedly while screaming “YOU IDIOTS trump KILLED THE F-CKING USFL HE WILL KILL THE NFL TOO GET AWAY FROM HIM.”

In the wake of the Big East breakup, one thing I’ve noticed is that the schools that fled - Pitt, Syracuse, Rutgers, West Virginia, Louisville - haven’t really regained a solid footing as top-value recruiting locations. They’re running into the problem of having jumped into Super-Conferences where other big-name…

Are they gonna get around to fixing it so Jo and Laurie marry?

SCARY MARY

Just on combine performance, Griffin has moved up to at best a Second Round pick. Maybe a late-round First Rounder for a team that’s light at OLB.

if the thought is to convert him to strong safety, this is where being one-handed may be an issue. He’s got insane speed to work as a blitzer and run-stopper, but can he defend the pass one-handed all the time?

Fallout Freddy!