Did Putin just nuke Disney World?

“I think he just called me up to drown his head at me.”

right now, they probably are.

AND THEN THEY COULD TWEET ABOUT IT ON SNAPCHAT IN ALL CAPS JUST LIKE THIS.

they won’t. they are blind to anything that mocks their ALMIGHTY NARRATIVE.

What are they doing in a car park?

You know, Olympics/World Cup people, you COULD HAVE ACCEPTED the Chicago bid in 2016 for Obama’s sake, but NOOOOOOOOO...

Where would you suggest putting it?
(If you say Fairgrounds off 301, I will yell and scream about how that ruins it for Pinellas County Rays fans as too far to drive to, and I’m saying this as someone currently closer to the Fairgrounds than I am to Ybor or St. Pete)

but to get that floor you need a strong revenue sharing system. right now, their luxury tax system doesn’t distribute funds all that well. Unless they’ve switched recently to something else, the owners don’t want to share their pots.

As a Rays fan, I honestly can’t figure out who’s left on my team I can root for.

Sorry that someone had died in the crash and here’s hoping everyone else is okay afterward.

my problems with the Dick Tracy movie:

I always love reading about Darkman. While the effects clearly haven’t aged well, some of the kinetic camerawork shown here lays the groundwork for Raimi’s Spider-Man staging.

But I don’t wanna look like Dirk Koetter!

Blade needs recognition for a lot of things:

The second I saw the word “Florida” to describe the location I understood exactly how crazy this was gonna get.

“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him eh?”
“We have the technology, hosers.”
“We can build the world’s first bionic buddy. Sidney Crosby will be that buddy, friend. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Drunker.”

to the parents of Catholic schools everywhere:

did he spin three times or four times? I lost count.

they didn’t spend the required six million to rebuild him.