There are two problems here:

and after three days of agonizing pain, the poor snake died.

hmm.

there is only one response to the idiot stalker chasing after Katy Perry:

If you want to stop the man from having so many prostate orgasms, show him a picture of naked donald trump. That would help, but it will also carry the risk of the man clawing his own eyes out.

In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altcoin Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flainian BitCoin is only exchangeable for other Flainian BitCoins, and the Trialtic LinuxPu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ninbits to one LinuxPu…

Dear Ravens President:

I want my Tanker Tuesdays back, so I can die proper on a Statesman Task Force and fulfill the Three Rules of Tanking.

CHAMPION SERVER REPRESENT.

two prospects who may or may not perform, one good player you can keep for awhile, another good player whose contract is gonna make you choke soon enough.

Seriously, not seeing anything in the local news or forums about it. I know Brown’s in some trouble with his BLM fist-raising back in October.

the game stats for the Vegas showdown has him playing for 9 minutes and getting one shot on goal. Unless I’m reading it wrong. I don’t recall seeing him out there, though.

They’re saving him for trade to the Rays now that Longo is gone. :( :( :(

I’m looking at the Pacific Division where four teams are under .500, and the Central Division looks better but are lagging in the Points needed to make the postseason. My personal view is that in the Western, the teams in contention are St. Louis, Nashville, and the LA Kings. Something about Winnipeg and Calgary make…

but then Jason Voorhees made it cool.

Dear Bill O’Reilly:

Ultimatums in relationships don’t seem to ever work well. It leads to resentments, and break-ups happen anyway.

Any modular packs that allow me to turn it into the Bat Tumbler?

you’re in the moment of an adrenaline high. you’re actually too wired to panic. that comes later in the locker room, when the high fades and your stomach forces you to vomit into the nearest player’s helmet.

Tampa Bay Lightning fan here, so I gotta put in my two cents:

Well, the 5411 thing is on me. I never bought Reebok brand, was more of an off-the-Payless shelf generic type (maybe Nike if it were the right color and on sale).

I’m unfetched.