All That You Can’t Leave Behind wasn’t THAT bad...

where’s Enya or Clannad?!

Whoa. Wrong. WRONG. That would be either Styx or Foreigner.

You kinda had to be there in the early 80s when they were a hot touring act. Watching them live can be like a religious experience.

BLASHPHEMER NOTHING IS BETTER THAN RUBBER SOUL.

Seriously, you didn’t like No Line on the Horizon? It was pretty solid IMHO.

wake me up when Martin finishes the damn novels.

The forests of Northwest Pacific where Mulder and Scully are running around with high-beam flashlights screaming each other’s names.
“SCULLY!”
“MULDER!”
“SCULLY!!!”
“SKINNER!”
“Wait, WHAT?”
“um...”
“Damn Slashers........”

I’m waiting for a Japanese girl with straggly, face-covering hair to show up and whisper “SEVEN DAYS”.

Did he fix the Papyrus font?

(calls up Bomani Jones on Twitter)
Bomani: Yeah bro?
Me: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FIRE SCHIANO FIRE SCHIANO FIRE SCHIANO
Bomani: Oh, f-ck, not YOU again! (hangs up)

That’s some Captain America heroics right there.

I LEARNED SOMETHING!

So, uh, Jennifer, I hear you like to star in superhero movies...

I wanna make sure the opening titles start with “DEDICATED TO JACK “PUNCH NAZIS IN THE FACE” KIRBY”

I am absolutely convinced that there is a genuine conspiracy against Jerry Jones, because the universe is finally responding to Jones being a complete jackass.

That Porg was BLOCKING THE RADIO.

I’m technically voting for Kessel, but I’m really voting for the Stanley Cup hosting all those hot dogs.

dear guy dolphins:

It is already five years ago. The anniversaries are part of the lore now.