FIVE YEARS LATER.

On the bright side for Peterman: he never butt-fumbled.

#ButtFumble is officially FIVE YEARS AGO today! My God. Where have the years gone...?

UNSEE UNSEE UNSEE (AAAAAAH MY EYES)

For the love of God, can you change the format to allow for multiple selections on THIS topic? I cannot split the vote between the NFL owners. AND WHERE’S THE CHARGERS OWNER? That dude deserves the mocking.

you called that a perk?!

What part of “We have a moral obligation to punch Nazis” did you not learn from Jack Kirby?

“Nazis!”
“I HATE NAZIS!”

I fell in love with JC when I went to see Labyrinth in the theaters. Still kinda have a crush on her... even though I found out she smokes (/cries).

I hear George Clooney STILL refunds people who told him they wasted money seeing B&R.

To every college alumni booster who voted these Republicans into office:

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (takes a drink of water) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The important thing is they PAID you for it, right?

I had to unfortunately cancel the newsletter. it was difficult getting things hot off the presses.

here’s a question: if Goodell DOES get booted, who’s the replacement?

the arguments against Goodell are reasonable, and solid. If the owners do move against him, I wouldn’t complain.

Tupac probably means an audible for the nearest party.

I dunno if this works at the pro level, but when I played some QB in middle school and high school gym classes, I’d use “Sacramento California” as an audible. My team was told not to jump, but the defenses we faced ALWAYS did.

WHY hasn’t Negasonic gotten her own movie? she is awesome.

So far, the only superhero MMO that worked at any level was City of Heroes.

other words that rhyme with PENIS

I told them I couldn’t commit, I’m having my hair done that day.