I just saw a photo of this car online today and I am in love with its body. PLEASE tell me that someone can design/build this car again, because that is THE PERFECT BATMOBILE.

Look, I’m one of those cursed TO being the sober designated driver, it’s very hard FOR me to pick up on these drunken CUES of snarkery.

they’re not satire anymore. they’re too realistic to count.

A Schiano Man ain’t in the NFL anymore.

Dear mad scientists:

Regarding the likely midseason firing of Koetter from the Bucs:

AND DOES IT HAVE ANY POCKETS?!?!

Ayep. this is a problem.

well there’s your Amateur status for you.

in this day and age where satire is dead, it actually worries me that you might be serious about your outrage.

Oh man.

I swore I saw Tecmo Bo on the ice for Tampa Bay. Thank God he accepted the Lightning’s draft offer.

Serious question: are any other teams in the NHL this year able to score as often AND AS efficiently as the Bolts?

Does Santa Clara ZeroNiners play the Cleveland BrownBags this year?

Trade out the Vikings for the Giants, then ship starter-caliber Cornerback and pass-rush Defensive End to the Bucs in exchange for our kicker Aguayo. That would really work out.

If only they had a marching band to return block for them.

I’m a Bucs fan and even I think that was a bullshit stunt. Evans needs to sit on the bench for a few games, and Winston put on IR for a few weeks anyway.

On the other hand I’m sure the Florida gators are considering him now for their coaching vacancy

Wait, why, what aren’t you telling us??? We’re not going to draft Deshaun Watson next April???

Thank God there’s always Florida gulf coast to root for