On the upside, at least it's not shit.

Gotta wrap him up on the foul.

Science is gay.

Actually the universe isn't in perfect symmetry, or there would be no universe. But that detail is unimportant.

Did the kid die?

Putting it in the butt is free AND 100 percent effective.

Creationism - When science is just too hard to understand.

You had ONE job Steve.

He should have just given them a couples mm of bucks. Then it wasn't rape.

They’re putting dicks in their holes for a living, not curing cancer. No one cares.

Oh please, you can't rape someone who two minutes earlier was getting filled out like an application.