The Constitution has nothing to do with who a team allows to play for them and who a team doesn't allow to play for them.

My new lime green beast!!! I don't care what anyone says...it's slow as shit and made out of the finest cheap plastic a tiny amount of money can buy and quite possibly the absolute worst factory radio ever made...but it's mine and it's fun and I love it!. And!!!!!! It's a 5 speed. So there. Ha!

They went 16-0 and won the AFC the season after that.

Anyone who's not fully sold on Brady by now can go root for the Browns for some goddamn perspective.

Wait what? I think you've just proven my point about stupid people in the world.

I wonder, what the reason for this 'selfie' is.

Can he still intercept the ball? I want to see him try to carry it around.

Agreed. This may be the best glitch ever.

This is among the funniest video game related things I have ever seen.

You have proved your point. I have never come to a post of yours a day and some change later and found so few comments. The excitement for the ALS challenge is wonderful for ALS, but we can be passionate for more than one thing at a time. I broke my budget and gave 200 dollars each to Mike Brown and ALS. But the…

In case anyone shows up again saying "I'm a white person who is tired of being told to feel guilty about Ferguson" or "I'm a white person who was the victim of racism" (yes, those comments were here), this is you, dumbasses:

*fixed that for you : )

I just did the math and realized that $80,000 would cover my rent for two years.

YAY! That poor kid, I could not watch the video. My heart was broken just reading about it.

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

I'm pretty sure it'd be because he can't get any other work. He's got the dramatic depth of a baked potato.

Nah, most of us are just disappointed by her ability to singlehandedly ruin potentially exciting, shiny movies like Snow White and the Huntsman.

My thoughts exactly, I'd just fax back 1000 copies of a picture of a middle finger

As long as he's not representing the car as a Purrari with the intent to make a buck, he's covered under a)parody law and b)ownership rights. Ferrari is waaaaaaay off line in this case.

He bought the car; it is no longer Ferrari's property.