Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

Now you'll have to look elsewhere for your "Who's Michael Sam showering with these days?" coverage.

It's more of a brain chuckle.

Nice try dude, but she shaw you there.

He literally could say "I woulda got away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky teenagers!" like a Scooby Doo villain.

"Oops. I forgot the ENTIRE POINT OF THIS CAR IS TO MAKE PEOPLE INVOLUNTARILY LOOK/FILM ME EVEN IF I"M DOING NOTHING INTERESTING WHATSOEVER. Now everyone turn around while i crash into this lake"

truly amazing that this was caught on film. of all the moments to catch. so glad it was this one.

I'm pretty sure you missed my point... I was trying to say that it looks rather suspicious if you drop $1m on a vehicle, but in the event of total loss you get $2.2m paid out.

Insurance fraud is a big deal. I feel more for the heat-of-the-moment manslaughter criminal than I do the premeditated insurance fraud criminal.

On their next Rams segment, ESPN will be astonished when they find that nobody freaked out when Sam had an open cut on his arm, that he's not a threat around children, and the only people he's "recruited" are some local church groups to attend a community fundraising event.

Isn't it just the worst when your post becomes popular thanks to another commenter pointing out how fucking stupid said post is?

Hell, I'd never shower with the guy. Or, for that matter, any other guy. Or girl. Hell no. That's just not how I roll. And I'm damn sure not about to shower in an open locker room. Hello, what about privacy? Who are these people who are showering in front of all these other people? Not me, that's who. Everyone rubbing…

Did you finish reading the joke? You should finish reading the joke, it's funny.

Jeff Fisher: Yes, Michael has been a distraction. Just ask ESPN. That collective mass of stupid has absolutely lost their shit about him.

Seems that his teammates, unlike you and the people on ESPN at this moment, are not overly concerned with Sam's shower habits.

This is not him being a distraction. This is ESPN making him seem like a distraction in the way that only ESPN can (which is the worst way possible). Kindly shut the fuck up.

"He could be doing extra work on the practice field, he could be riding his bike, he could be doing extra cardio, he could be covertly setting up a video surveillance system to record all shower activity so that he may 'enjoy it' at a later date. It could be one of a million things."

she asked defensive tackle Kendall Langford and linebacker Alec Ogletree about Sam's showering schedule, and they told her that they weren't tracking it.

Meh, I don't endorse street racing either but there's street racing and then street racing in a more responsible manner (i.e. only putting yourselves in danger). Some of our Texas highways at night are like runways.

"Hey man, not everyone can afford to go to a track day!"