This is why I stay away from WebMD! I'll convince myself that I have a brain tumor if I spend 90 seconds on that site. Anyway, I appreciate the reply. I do have an ambien prescription, and have so for many years, but got that mostly for anxiety/"active brain" reasons.

That poor kid, it's got to be terrifying knowing something is wrong with your brain and not being able to get people to believe you.

Not a Troll question. Are people who are violent and depressed and forgetful,but don't play football, ever checked for CTE after they die? Should we?Could CTE be a much more widespread phenomenon that could explain some previously baffling behavior?

I look forward to the day that Sade realizes it's a Doberman.

I hope Sade finds a good, loving home. I hope Desmond Hague is ignored by everyone for the rest of a long, frustrating life.

Shady ass website does something shady as all hell. Color me not surprised.

The window's reason for being is for you to look out into the world through it. Use it.

PRO TIP: IF YOUR OPTIONS ARE 'SHOOT BLINDLY IN THE DARK WITH FULL INTENT TO HARM" OR "LOOK OUT WINDOW"

The millions of people who now have affordable health care coverage might disagree, but they're probably moochers anyway so fuck them, right?

To save money, the team has decided to end each season in September.

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."

You think they would have learned by now that it doesn't matter how many tarp failures you blame on Obama, he's still going to get reelected.

They could always supplement their income in the fall and winter by being Chicago Bears cheerleaders.

You know that weird sound you make when you're trying to stifle a laugh because you're in an office setting but a piece of it slips out anyway and it sounds like you're choking, so you cough a couple of times afterwards to make people think that you were just clearing your throat and that's what that weird sound was…

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

Totally serious question - do you understand a comparative study? I'm all for comparing tit for tat with the police, but "attacks on police" are different than "police shootings of citizens". If you are suggesting that a study be done to compare "deadly force" used against police compared to "deadly force" used…

See the FBI's annual "Law Enforcement Officers Killed and Assaulted" reports. Detailed information on each homicide of officers and general statistics on non-fatal assaults.

It's a deliberate tactic they use. Around here it seems popular for the police to yell "WHAT???" right in your face as soon as you attempt to reply to a question. The yelling, the confusing commands, the wanton hostility, it's all by design. They're trying to trick you into "non-compliance" so they can do whatever…

Sneering obnoxous swine, he's blatantly trying to bait him so he can maim or kill the guy for "not obeying my commands". Just contemptible, there's no reason to treat a speeder like a dangerous felon. The dude's complying as ordered and the pig is trying to force him to "slip up" with all that "palms up, toward me,…

Finally fed up with this so-called "smart" phone, I screamed, "Siri, if you cannot follow my commands, the next thing I'm going to get is a Razr."