No shit! I caught GM in my carport trying to recall my push lawnmower and I had to shoo them off.

I'm pretty sure GM has recalled my Subaru

Yeah, fuck this university that swiftly and harshly punished a guy for not also hypothetically punishing him for another incident that didn't happen.

Okay - that was hilarious. It's definitely why I would also call 911. Because I'd probably be ineffectively banging on the window with my shoe.

Your point is that you have no point, or at least no relevant point, but apparently you don't let that stop you. This incident says not one fucking thing about how universities handle sexual assault. I believe this thing you're doing is called "derailing, " and it never promotes discussion, only stifles it.

I bet the husband hired her!

Yeah, in fact he should also be in fucking jail.

Nooo. Punching people is bad too. They're not mutually exclusive, if as a society we've now lowered the bar to punching being the optimal conflict resolution because shooting someone is a popular option, we've officially gone completely insane.

Yup. But don't say that too loud. You'll be accused of victim blaming and elitism.

Wait, WHAT?

Honestly, it looks like a yearbook pictures of the average sorority.

What is this fuckery? Is this the collage of her previous arrests???!!!

She's incredibly consistent with her hair and makeup, I'll give her that.

This bitch takes a better mugshot than I did a graduation picture.

It appears she's ALREADY on a list that should have prevented her from being hired as a nanny:

While not minimizing the disturbing trend of sexual abuse coverups, that's not really a good comparison. If he had sexually assaulted someone on a public basketball court with a dozen witnesses I feel pretty confident he would have been kicked out.

WTF are you talking about? He's been on campus .5 seconds and he's already punched a women - punched her so hard he broke bones which required surgery. They should have tossed his ass out. Fuck this dude.

So you punch all of the guys you play with in the face?

I pray you don't procreate.

What a horribly misguided post. It doesn't mater what gender you are, Melo isn't going to pass.