Nope. Not even on my list of things to do. For the $40k entrance fee, I'd rather enter a real race like the LeMons Rally.

Uhhhh... You live in Britain?

Missed that episode. Did they end up randomly blowing something up to smitherens?

Just don't use a cab or a sports car and you'll be safe.

Yeah, the oil barons clearly do not like Warren Buffet (he's a major stakeholder in BYD).

Why would you be so tempted to say it? It is a reality. Look at the Bo Guagua kid and his parents. Or the 13 exotic sports cars totally near $2 million USD that got impounded in Vancouver last year.

Diesel sucks at burning. That whole lit cigarette thing doesn't work. Tried it.

No, no, no... the disturbing trend is that sports cars that go super fast are killing taxi cabs.

uh. Warren Buffet wants them — he's a mjor shareholder of BYD.

But, but... Warren Buffet owns a big chunk of this company (no kidding).

Challenge the thoughts of the CHP for spending money they probably will run out of soon?What are you? Some red commie pinko mister? This is the American way! And it provides for jobs in America.

Nah, they don't like the VAX/VMS computers out there. They are still using Digital Corp's DEC Alpha DXP 3000's — you know smaller form factor and all (so what if HP bought them and takned the whole line, the old stock can be put out the door to the CHP).

Yeah, only when the Crown Vic (that catches fire) submarines under the Ford Exploder.

I thought California was bankrupt or something like that...

Yes, it has been proven just by ownership alone that all Cayenne owners are completely out of their minds.

If you look hard enough in the old Jalop articles (we see two here, but there were three prior I think) and in around the dark recesses of the Internets, you will see pictures of the dude being randomly interviewed by a blogger while "pasting" things on the Cayenne at the 20% full mark. He is old (+58 maybe, but SE…

Oh YEAH! Dang it bro (uh... sister..., but it works better with bro), you got mad skillz with your brain!

Okay, "made random person on internet shoot milk through nose..." Cross one off the bucket list.

And one more thing, what happens when this guy takes it in for service at Porsche? He must get really fast service...

Well, I'll say this much. No one is going to steal that thing — it's pretty outstanding in the conspicuous way and someone might notice it.