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You're gonna need a few grinding wheels and some extra fuel for the flame thrower to get that crap off that car.

Tough call though... Would you want this or an Aztek?

No, but the driver was.

Unfortunately, wrong type of Asian. More of the Chinese/South East Asian type...

Yeah, but Chinese drivers in Shenzen are actually WORSE drivers than the ones in Beijing. And them guys in the Northern Capital is the pits to being with. Sure, Hong Kong has it's share of movie stars crashing and then calling their butler to take the fall (Ferrari wise that is), but it takes a special idiot to get

Get some Foghat going and you got yourself a chick magnet.

1972 Newport. With the 440 under the hood. 1971 or 1972. That is a car that shows character.

Yup, they sure are. You can almost guaranteed get a 2.5 year one off of Leasebusters for about that — the thing is that the C63 are no longer the thing to have. The "name you letter"65 will be the newest hot MB this year.

Shhhhhhh... she's not nationalisitic (that is too close to Nationalist and that be a bad word over there), she is *ahem* Patriotic.

Let me see, a 2 year old black Mercedes Benz C63 with 35,000 kilometres (not miles) is going for $40k. Fully loaded. 545 ponies under the hood... Balding tires... Air conditioning works great...

If you got enough for a large estate in the north of Toronto, enough to get a new Benz-o, the need and money enough for a (possibly professionally) trained German Shepard, then it's no biggie for him then.

Yawn... I am not sure if this classifies as news.

But they only showed one guy — not the whole field of Gumball racers.

Nah, good people die young; this guy is going to live forever.

Blue skies in Beijing? Michigan like skies (I am thinking near the lake versus near Detroit)? Enjoy it! That is like all the factories have been shutdown and a nice wind is blowing through. Which dignitary is coming through this week?

Ahhhh... your parent's professions would have been my second guess. And the stereotyping does work most of the time.

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Well, this clip seems appropriate to put here.

Don't they teach something in truck driving school there? Like don't take corners too fast?

Dude, that would be one sweet ride. Especially with the rocket launchers and machine gun nest. The armour plating would be a bitch on the mileage though...

Bwahahahaha!!! I recall making the same comment when I was living in Shanghai and seeing a motorcycle guy pushing his broke-ass "HONGDA" faster than I was going with my, "Bob the Mad Cabbie" Taxi (not really mad, but they simmer like a pot of soup). Ugh... I can still see it now, ill fitting red kids plastic toy