That's nothing. You should have seen me just after a blind date I wantng to get away from.

Oxycodone? In her vagina? Sure, why not? How else are the centipedes going to stand the smell.

Tough call. To me, it is either the bicyclists who blow the stop signs and redlights or the people who jaywalk without thinking or looking.

Well, over there it is more homogeneous of a society (I don't think that the melting pot is a big as it is over here) and connections and money is what it is all about there. Here it is not so much that — you have to be a Hilton or a Kardashian and the doors will open wide for you, but that is on a high high level. …

My good friend of about 20 years had bought a second hand gently used Series 4 Turbo II RX-7 in white with hideous dark red interior. He beat that car like a rented mule and used yellow/red-line as his shift indicator. He'd use it all year round in the heat and in the snow which we were suprised that he could seeing…

Dude said he was hardcore.

I wonder if they would do this if Mr. Ignorant Drifter were somehow connected socially or if he had some family money in behind him. Just asking, because the balance of punishment is different in different countries.

The New Ford F-150 Limited Edition Carpet Muncher?

Sure it is. Sometimes you just have to make it into a sleeper. The Focus is pretty much over the top in looks, but you don't see the I'M A GIANT SILVER GIANT FORD STICKER emblazoned on the side going up and down.

Even without the oval and smaller font like what you see on the surfboard Bronco, would do. the whole BOLD and BIG and look at me makes me shudder at the thought, would I get something that attention whorish? probably not. I like the stock rims on it and everything else is balanced. It just says, I mean business…

If they could make it look more like this one (with or without surfboard), then I would totally be thinking of getting one.

I like it with the exception of one little thing...

He replaced the weight he lost with a chip on his shoulder?

C'mon guys, she was just using her GPS to get to the 19th hole.

I live in an old neighbourhood. Prior to me and the family moving in, no one had moved in on the street in 13 years. Most people except for 2 of the houses at the time were original owners. My house was built in 1951. I have a 110 foot long driveway on a really deep lot on the edge of the city. The lot is 100…

I know it really ain't jalop related, but what the heck am I looking at? A pumpkin with a hole in it?

Yeah, well don't be... it's kind of a myth really. It is those Brazilian guys you ought to be scared of — they know Jiu Jit-su.

Bwahahahaha!

If you are the size of me and don't have a metal baseball bat handy, some body armour, and some fighting skills (chicks dig fighting skills), I'd have to say that I would have stayed in the car. When was the last time you were scared of a skinny Chinese guy?

Not that I don't like the way you're thinking... but yeah...