Not American enough for me.

People who are good at driving normal cars fast can't drive a really fast car fast; they don't havce the same training and know how to do so.

Personally, i would love to get a lesson from either one of them on a golf course or something similar.

What if it happened to be a coincidence and not a prank?

I hear that argument all the time and I got to say, I think that the pavement would be more scary to drive on than on the dirt and gravel.

But that ain't Monster Tajima...

Sorry, but THIS is how you scorch Pike's Peak.

...but probably not as good as Subaru's barbequed squid and cupcakes.

This is funny because it is funny.

The owner has been watching too many Chinese and Japanese movies from the 80's and too much anime from the 90's.

The Toyota AE86 from Initial D. This is about the only angle of the car that you will se going down a hill.

Most of the cars in the Lemons Rally are worth more than this Yugo brand new (in terms of reliability, dependability, and not falling apart after turn 1).

Hat found beside said car...

"He just loved those big old titties."

They don't use real chicken at McD's... It's some kind of leftover meat byproduct. Only redeeming quality about McD's up here is the McFlurry and the fries. Not together though — that's just gross.

They sprinkle crack cocaine on the chicken, that is what makes the skin so tasty good. And crunchy too.

What Senor Chang said...

Outlaw drifting, then only drifters will be outlaws.... or something...