Tell that to the rookies out there.

In the defense of A&W, I adjust my time accordingly when ordering Chubby Chicken. The girl behind hte counter said that they only make it fresh from the freezer (versus under a lamp). I remember eating Chubby Chicken when I was small, then it stopped being on the menu and I got stuck with Kentucky Fried Chicken…

The stupidest way? You really want to hear the stupidest way? It is a toss up between the officer not knowing the law or charging so that the decision is left to a judge.

But St. Hubert sauce rocks it better than the Swiss Chalet sauce. That and the fries are better at St. Huberts when you are at their tables eating.

That is why you go there and eat. I found the same with with the portion size at Swiss Chalet (the onlyu local choice in my town) but would rather it be St. Hubert when I can.

Swiss Chalet is hit and miss and the portions have gotten smaller. The sauce is weak too now a days. I could eat it no problem before, but now, I prefer St. Huberts when I can.

Swiss Chalet is getting smaller and smaller and their sauce is weak now as compared to even 5 years back. St. Hubert's has kept it up for the most part.

It can. And it does. It is the salt that they use. And the chicken. And the sauce. And the fries. And damn it! I am HUNGRY for it and there is none in my town! AUGH!

Well there is one in Ottawa on 1754 St-Laurent Blvd.

Why would anyone try to do this type of stunt? You want people to hate you (the driver, Ferrari, or the officials who lent permission), then sure go ahead. Why not add some more sparks to the powder keg and see what happens...

As in wang, if you mean penis, then you are probably right.

Well, that is a good way of identifying your X5. But if you really want to identify and make your car into a theft-proof (whoops! I mean, "THEFT DETERRENT") car, then you could do what that Asian guy in North Toronto/Markham did to his Porsche Cayenne.

Looks like you eat off that engine. Not bad at all if you collect classic Japanese cars.

Doesn't seem like anything significantly changed... It's a Hummer. It's painted bright yellow. It has I can see for miles in the dark roof light.

I think that he said, "Hey, watch this bro!"

Yeah, but at the end of the day, he's still going to be the same douchebag running into people on the track. He'll never measure up in the skill, the personality, the class, or the character of Will Ferrell.

I live in Canada. What is the DMV that you so fondly speak of? We can get a lot of our stuff done in kiosks (license tags for example) or in the neighbourhood Ministry of Transport office. The one down the road from me has two women in it who have made it into an art of efficiency and small talk — the other woman…

Gee subby, no offence, but where ever there are gasoline stations, a car (or a bunch of them), access to roads (paved surface being optional), and guys who have some spare time from the daily grind of work, you will find a car culture.

No machine guns pods? No pop-up armour plate? No oil slick? No smoke screen?

Not a bag of kittens. Kittens are too important to the internet, so therefore it is a bag of puppies.