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Yeah, I'll admit it, the gas prices up here suck.

A rusted out hulk of a 70's Lada or Yugo. Trust me, people will feel sorry for you instead (they may even offer you money).

I will chime in too... No!

Certainly not this driver (the female one, not the hamster).

The only commute worth doing from outside Toronto — safer and less prone to traffic jams.

They can handle sicks pretty well though...

HEY! That's raci... wait... can't call it racist, now can I?

Well, you remember the Agin Court Walmart car out of control incident too then don't you? THAT was a laugh a minute.

Thornhill, Ontario. Close enough to Toronto. Follow the Jalop link below for the commentary goodness.

Yeah, they got her.

I thought it was from North of Toronto at a gym.

Haven't you seen dropped F150 trucks do the same? Long wheel bases, shorty rims/tires combo (you need them 32 inchers!), and "not high enough for this purpose" suspension.

Tough call. Cadillac Cimmaron is up there along with some of those Mustangs from yesterday...

Yeah, his driver is an idiot... everyone knows you have to put the pedal down to the floor to get the required air.

This one always makes me laugh (without the music as you can hear the truck HIT HARD).

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My vote goes to BMW X5 in nearly empty parking lot running amok and then running away.

Then those doors are like 1976 Corvette style doors to have a 2-door like that. Or there's some optical illusion going on in the artist's rendering as the even distance between the front and the rear wheels doesn't look like the "3 wheel diameter" rule car designers usually adhere to...

Isn't that just an Audi Q3 with two less doors and Lamborghini headlights?

If that is the case, then take out all the Caucasians and enter...

That is until Ducati makes that cruiser. Or they make an Off-road Monster. Or until Ducati comes out with the Ducati Gold Wing-esque bike...